The other day I was down at the post office waiting for my pension check, when a eccentric feeling crept over me. This dude jumped out and shouted magic tricks revealed!
Now, I had no idea what he meant by that, as I was thinking about something totally different at the time.
The last time I heard somebody say "magic tricks revealed," and all the incredibly curious mayhem that ensued after that. I certainly didn't want a repeat of that craziness.
It goes without saying that I wanted to run far far way,and never look back.
I grabbed the next taxi I and told him to drive. Before I knew it, I was safely back at home, and cracked open a cold one in front of my big screen TV.
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